Ever maintained code that looks like a lovecraftian horror? I have.
This is a lighthearted talk on bad code and bad things in perl. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish you could scour your brain with memory bleach.
This is an evolution of the talk I gave at the Microsoft(r) Bing(tm) Techmeet.NET(r) Enterprise(tm) Architect(r) Team(tm) Edition a few weeks ago. There isn't much new material but I'll have polished it.