Perl - actually portable (Lightningtalk)
Perl - actually portable aimed at Any and is held in Deutsch.
Short introduction to the APE project (Actually portable executables) by Justine Tunney, to run one 'magic' excecutable on Windows, Linux, *BSD and MacOS, if x86-based. Also featured: The APE port of Perl - APPerl by Gavin Hayes.
Some possibilities for playing around or actually doing something useful...
Slides: https://esar.me/talk/lightning/APPerl
Tags: run_everywhere selfcontained